there is a hand sanitizer at bath and body works called “nerdy vanilla”
it smalls like nothing and has an icecream with glasses on it
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
Star Trek Summed Up
- Crew member: We can't do that.
- Crew member: We shouldn't do that.
- Kirk: Done!
REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE
- IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD
- IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
- ITS NICE
- YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON
- BEING MEAN IS MEAN
- THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE
Clever way of getting his features in there.
LITTLE FUCKING BEAR PANCAKES!
I WANT SOME SO I CAN DRENCH THEM IN MAPLE SYRUP OH MY GOD
THIS IS SO CUTE I DON’T EVEN LIKE PANCAKES